eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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