I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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