Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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