Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
