Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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