in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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