id be glad to
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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