Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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