you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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