so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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