you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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