Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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