After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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