do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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