I want to walk on stilts...naked
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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