then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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