so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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