Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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