Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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