I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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