Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
What did we do last night that was yellow?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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