Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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