Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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