Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Mom said you looked used
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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