Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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