Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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