How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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