I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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