Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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