are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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