im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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