I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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