ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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