ugly people sure do ruin things
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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