doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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