I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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