some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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