my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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