Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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