If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize
