Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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