Where did you get a picture of my penis
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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