She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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