At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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