Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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