Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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