So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
True but thats because hes a fetus.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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