all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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