But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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