So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Use "feeling words"
Yay
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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