So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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