i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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