Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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